Someday: “Our officers, in fear for their lives, had no choice but to fire upon the approaching Waymo when it refused to obey their orders to stop. We regret the unfortunate collateral damage inflicted to the passengers, which was unavoidable.”

Oat-tay-toes

Kin of the Great Ones.

As a big scary monster, rawr, I mean, please remain calm and unalert.

You
You wake up to a new day
Forward
Got to find a new way home

Now now, let’s not be hasty here. As your President I insist we do nothing about this until it has become far too late. /s

Dude should try hitting a few of those buttons himself, it’s hella fun.

If Trump’s kids were getting a taste of that, Plex would genuinely be in the running.

“Last of his line.”

“cough Alexander.”

“Ah.”

It certainly would be “fresh” of that young fella to give that skirt a quick lift.

But you’ve always been here, Mr Skywalker.

Never ask an addict to choose between you and drugs. (Sips coffee.)

Users of bathrooms don’t prefer them. Bathroom owners do. Privacy would allow people to feel comfortable, which is the last thing the bathroom owners want.

I love it! I’m having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, and Spam!

🥵

Sometimes that’s enough to base a relationship on.

The wide stance tho’ 🫣

Got to celebrate life’s good moments.

It’s true, pierrots rarely become super villains.