Just cough when they finish. If they can hear you cough, bells will ring in their heads

Oh, I’m not actually sure. I’m embaraased to say I assumed dinosaurs were cold-blooded… but you’re right, theropods/birds are warm-blooded…

Hmm, I might need to watch the video again

He did, yes, juiciest motherfucker you ever ate

Teach a man to fish, and he’ll learn to teach others in exchange for fish, so that he never has to fish in his entire life

Amazing work, thanks for this

I mean maybe haha - I think they’ve adapted to eat them just fine since then

They are a gem, them and the MinuteEarth guys.

Yes it would

Same. I wasn’t even over 18 at the time, and they’d still ask

Okay, imagine you’re down at the pub, and that actor from GoT comes in surrounded by a horde of screaming girls. He clearly just wants a drink and to be left alone, but can’t shake off the fans. The bar stool next to you is free, and you have an expression of utter repulsion on your face to ward off anyone. He’s eyeing the seat and your face with desperation. Do you let him sit with you, or do you tell him to piss off to another pub?

Fine, imagine this: you’re at the local Nando’s getting their veggie supreme for your girl Suze, when a man in a tracksuit comes at you saying that it’s his order and that he’ll brap you up if you say different. You notice that his hand is down the front of his trousers, and if he’s hiding anything there it’s either small or non-lethal. Suze is looking at you. What do you do?

Full PBS Eons video here: https://youtu.be/EPXbSx17030

Is that Flat Eric?

Okay you’re at the local kebab shop, and he asks you whether you want it german-wrap style or in a pitta bread, but not once does he call you Boss during the exchange.

Do you take the kebab without leaving, or do you report him to the police for failure of duty?

Lmao, the old Blue Peter “here’s one I made earlier”

Think of an expanding balloon as the universe, and the paperbag as the expanding multiverse. Now assuming a uniform conservative rate of 1.5 marvel movies a year, how much does the paper bag fill with vomit before the balloon bursts?

Okay, what about you’re at the local chicken shop, and a wean comes in asking if you’ll buy him some chips and a coke. You originally say no, but then three of his schoolmates come in too and one of them looks like he’s holding a sharpened ruler. How many chips do you buy assuming you want to leave the shop?

Alright here’s a more local analogue: how many chavs would you offer a ciggy to if they approached you in your council flat? 1? 10? 100,000?

If one of them is named Kev and knew your mate’s sister, and all but one were wearing Adidas or Nike, would that double or halve your generosity?

I’m just going to jump on the bandwagon and helpfully say; think of the universe as a large expanding paper bag.

Initially it was flat, but then the bagger expanded it in the third dimension and put bananas in it. Imagine now that you are one of those bananas, but oh no, here comes the 2L Pepsi bottle ready to crush us. Thankfully the bagger takes us out of the bag first, puts the cola bottle in, and then puts us back in on top.

And that’s why I believe in God

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