• Gormadt
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    1564 months ago

    “I’m pepper spraying the water but it won’t stop obstructing traffic!”

    • Local police probably
        • I Cast Fist
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          34 months ago

          Maybe there’s a hidden sheet of tin just below the water surface, you never know

      • @[email protected]
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        14 months ago

        Here in Germany the police tend to call the responsible hunter to avoid the paperwork, that comes with shooting their weapons.

        • @[email protected]
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          34 months ago

          That might depend on the police force (i.e., state) we’re talking about. My colleague told me that when he hit a deer and called the police with the deer still lying around, they just shot it.

      • I Cast Fist
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        74 months ago

        OFFICER DOWN!!!

        BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

        I’M HIT! I’M HIT!!