The Picard Maneuver to White People [email protected] • 29 days agoBe neighborlylemmy.worldimagemessage-square61fedilinkarrow-up11.13Karrow-down116cross-posted to: [email protected]
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish25•29 days ago“A car I never saw before parked at my neighbor’s house. Should I call the cops?”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink18•29 days ago“Some young hooligan was banging on my door and I was terrified for my life! I think they were on drugs!” Meanwhile, the Girl Scout trying to sell cookies walks away sadly.
minus-square🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️linkfedilinkEnglish6•edit-229 days agoI haven’t seen a GS troop going door to door for years. They’re smarter than that; they just post up outside the weed dispensaries now and prey on those affected by the dreaded munchies.
“A car I never saw before parked at my neighbor’s house. Should I call the cops?”
“Some young hooligan was banging on my door and I was terrified for my life! I think they were on drugs!”
Meanwhile, the Girl Scout trying to sell cookies walks away sadly.
I haven’t seen a GS troop going door to door for years. They’re smarter than that; they just post up outside the weed dispensaries now and prey on those affected by the dreaded munchies.