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alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 年前

It's called attaining divinity

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alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 年前
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    And both lives end when you need to read some legacy VBA code base

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      Why the VBA hate? Arrays?

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        “It is practically impossible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.”

        -Edsger W. Dijkstra

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          In case the “dim” comment isn’t a joke, as I recall it’s short for “dimension”, as in you are specifying each variable’s dimension in the computer’s memory. Source: some “intro to programming with vb6” book I read like 15 years ago at this point.

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