TRANSCRIPT:

Me: Is this birdcage made out of nickel?
Pet Store: Aluminum I think
Me: So there’s no nickel in this cage?
Pet Store: Don’t you dare!
Me: It’s a nickleless cage
Pet Store: GET OUT!

[pictured is a long-haired Nicholas Cage, looking fabulous in the sun and wind. To his left, it’s captioned with the text “Worth it”]

  • @[email protected]English
    5•7 days ago

    Awesome. I’m going to use this in real life.

    This is one of those goals that I make really important to myself.