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minus-square@[email protected]OPlinkfedilink34•4 days agoOur player who likes doing this to the DM: “So they’re giving us horses? What are the horses’ names?” Our DM: “…no. You choose.”
minus-square...m...linkfedilink1•2 days ago…i cast speak with animals and asked the horses their names: turns out they were darryl and his brother darrell…
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink24•4 days ago“They aren’t attached enough to the horses to have chosen names for them, they are referred to by their coat colour.” “What colours are they?” “…fuck.”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink9•4 days ago“Horsey McHorseFace.” “You no longer have the right to choose.”
minus-squareflickerlinkfedilink8•4 days agoThis is how I accidentally named one guy “ThisGuy” and the other, “Thatguy.” On the plus side, Jim Bob the bridge builder is a long term friend I keep looking up when we visit town.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•3 days ago Jim Bob the bridge builder Beats being named Jim Bob the goat fucker
Our player who likes doing this to the DM: “So they’re giving us horses? What are the horses’ names?” Our DM: “…no. You choose.”
…i cast speak with animals and asked the horses their names: turns out they were darryl and his brother darrell…
“They aren’t attached enough to the horses to have chosen names for them, they are referred to by their coat colour.”
“What colours are they?”
“…fuck.”
“Dasher, Dancer, Prancer…”
“His name is Meatball”
“Horsey McHorseFace.”
“You no longer have the right to choose.”
This is how I accidentally named one guy “ThisGuy” and the other, “Thatguy.”
On the plus side, Jim Bob the bridge builder is a long term friend I keep looking up when we visit town.
Beats being named Jim Bob the goat fucker