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minus-squareAdderbox76linkfedilinkEnglish57•2 months agoI thought the fucker had died already. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•2 months agoAnyone who does gets an invite to a hunting trip with him.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink10•edit-22 months agoI remember people saying in the 2000 election that he was too old. He also has no pulse. No, really.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•2 months agoHe has a pulse now: “On March 24, 2012, Cheney underwent a seven-hour heart transplant procedure at Inova Fairfax Hospital in Woodburn, Virginia.” He was pulseless for 15 months though.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•2 months agoProbably gonna live forever w that thing Darth vadering his ass through life
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•2 months agoCheney has gotten more than one heart since this article posted in 2011
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•2 months agoObscenely wealthy assholes have 20% higher life expectancy.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•2 months agoGetting new hearts on demand is Cheney’s secret to longevity.
I thought the fucker had died already.
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
He’s died a few dozen times. He just won’t stay dead.
Plot armor.
No one’s found his phylactery.
Must be buried in one of Iraq’s oilfields
Anyone who does gets an invite to a hunting trip with him.
I remember people saying in the 2000 election that he was too old.
He also has no pulse. No, really.
He has a pulse now: “On March 24, 2012, Cheney underwent a seven-hour heart transplant procedure at Inova Fairfax Hospital in Woodburn, Virginia.” He was pulseless for 15 months though.
Probably gonna live forever w that thing Darth vadering his ass through life
Cheney has gotten more than one heart since this article posted in 2011
Obscenely wealthy assholes have 20% higher life expectancy.
Getting new hearts on demand is Cheney’s secret to longevity.
They are delicious and nutritious