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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink7•edit-22 months agoI’d love to see this in haiku form, but it doesn’t fit the rhythm She checks your phone to see if you’re cheating but all she finds are star trek memes
minus-squareThe Picard ManeuverOPMlinkfedilink7•edit-22 months ago She checks your phone to see if you’re cheating but all she finds Is Star Trek memeing Not sure if it fits a haiku pattern, but how about that?
minus-squareteftlinkfedilink8•edit-22 months agoHaikus are 7-5-7 for syllable patterns. This would be the correct lines: She checks your phone to see if you’re cheating but all she finds is Star Trek memeing I went to check because the rhythm felt wrong. Haikus are 5-7-5. We’re two syllables too long. Maybe this would work: She checks your phone to see if you cheat but all she finds are Star Trek memes
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•edit-22 months agoShe’s checking your phone Expecting cheating, she finds Only Star trek memes
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•2 months agoNow a limerick! A young Vulcan once lived in Nantucket His logic so sharp he could… I don’t know what to put next.
minus-squareteftlinkfedilink4•edit-22 months agoThere once was a Vulcan from Nantucket With a logic so sharp he could pinch hit In an old human game Which he loses, so lame and the rhyme for Nantucket? Amok it.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•edit-22 months agoA Vulcan they called Mister Jibbles once had a basket of tribbles they bred all night long, multiplied by the dawn and caused lots of trouble mayhem and giggles! EDIT: take a wild guess EDIT2: the Vulcan with logical giggles!
I’d love to see this in haiku form, but it doesn’t fit the rhythm
She checks your phone to see if you’re cheating
but all she finds
are star trek memes
Not sure if it fits a haiku pattern, but how about that?
Haikus are 7-5-7 for syllable patterns. This would be the correct lines:She checks your phone to see ifyou’re cheating but allshe finds is Star Trek memeingI went to check because the rhythm felt wrong. Haikus are 5-7-5. We’re two syllables too long. Maybe this would work:
She checks your phone to
see if you cheat but all she
finds are Star Trek memes
She’s checking your phone
Expecting cheating, she finds
Only Star trek memes
Now a limerick!
A young Vulcan once lived in Nantucket
His logic so sharp he could… I don’t know what to put next.
There once was a Vulcan from Nantucket
With a logic so sharp he could pinch hit
In an old human game
Which he loses, so lame
and the rhyme for Nantucket? Amok it.
A Vulcan they called Mister Jibbles
once had a basket of tribbles
they bred all night long, multiplied by the dawn
and caused lots of
troublemayhem and giggles!EDIT: take a wild guess
EDIT2: the Vulcan with logical giggles!
Fascinating
She finds
Star trek
Memes