Gork@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 4 months agoIf a tunnel boring machine were installed facing downward in a cemetery, you wouldn't need to expand the cemeterymessage-squaremessage-square55fedilinkarrow-up1117arrow-down116file-text
arrow-up1101arrow-down1message-squareIf a tunnel boring machine were installed facing downward in a cemetery, you wouldn't need to expand the cemeteryGork@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square55fedilinkfile-text
Just have it drill downward, put some more dirt on the coffins, add another layer of coffins, and repeat!
minus-squarezero_spelled_with_an_eckslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 months agoWhat do you do with the displaced dirt?
minus-squarezero_spelled_with_an_eckslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months agoIs he weak to his own element like Metal Man?
minus-squarelechatron@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoHe’ll drag you to his layer if you don’t keep dirt under your pillow.
minus-squarekholby@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoWhat do they do with it now? OP’s death tunnel is being filled back in with dirt and coffins, so there should be 1 coffin’s worth of displaced dirt per body, the same as with current burial practices.
What do you do with the displaced dirt?
Fend off the dirt man.
Is he weak to his own element like Metal Man?
He’ll drag you to his layer if you don’t keep dirt under your pillow.
Catchy
Feed the homeless. /s
What do they do with it now? OP’s death tunnel is being filled back in with dirt and coffins, so there should be 1 coffin’s worth of displaced dirt per body, the same as with current burial practices.