• @[email protected]English
    36•2 months ago

    if you’ve ever been around seagulls, you hate them too. fuckers will stealth mode up from behind and yoink food right out of your hands. food stands by the beach have notice signs that they will not reimburse you if you get robbed by seagulls

    • @[email protected]English
      13•2 months ago

      I had dreams as a child of capturing seagulls and tossing them into the ocean for stealing my damned food

      I knew they could swim, it was just cathartic to see them get tossed and wet in my dreams

    • Ben Hur Horse RaceEnglish
      3•2 months ago

      I’m around seagulls and I do not hate them. They’re just little guys, trying to make it