@[email protected] to [email protected] • 2 months agoFlorida police tell people to stop taking selfies with depressed black bearwww.google.comexternal-linkmessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up155arrow-down15
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minus-squareFlying Squidlinkfedilink7•2 months agoHow about: “WARNING: Cheering up bears could result in a fine of no less than $5000 or a 1-year jail term.”
minus-square@MagicShellink5•2 months agoThat would probably do it, though I was enjoying having a silly argument about it to keep me out of other threads.
minus-square@MagicShellink6•edit-22 months agoDrives to the bear with beehive full of honey and anti-depressants. Confuses anti-depressants with ADHD meds. Accidentally recreates Cocaine Bear. Bear is happy though.
How about: “WARNING: Cheering up bears could result in a fine of no less than $5000 or a 1-year jail term.”
That would probably do it, though I was enjoying having a silly argument about it to keep me out of other threads.
If this helps: You’re wrong! WRONG!
Drives to the bear with beehive full of honey and anti-depressants.
Confuses anti-depressants with ADHD meds.
Accidentally recreates Cocaine Bear.
Bear is happy though.