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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink17•2 months agoand the plane in the picture is perfectly capable of transporting a plane. What’s your point?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink19•2 months agoJSON in the DB isn’t an antipattern. It is frequently used in absolutely terrible designs but it is not itself a bad thing. I’m a data architect and I approve this message.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•2 months agoCarrying the body of a smaller plane in a larger plane isn’t an antipattern either. Airbus does this between body assembly and attaching the wings.
minus-square✺roguetrick✺linkfedilink5•2 months agoI think plane people call it a fusilage, because they’re weird and like French.
minus-squareEnorillinkfedilink9•2 months agoIt’s “fuselage”. It’s called like that because of it came from the word “forme fuselé” (Tapered shape) and it’s a french word mainly because we created it in 1908. You’re welcome :-)
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink-1•2 months agoWhy not use nosql if your important data is stored in JSON? You can still do all your fancy little joins and whatnot.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•2 months agoTurn it inside out. Why not use a RDBMS with a NoSQL bit added on the side?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•2 months agoSpecifically so you get mature transactional guarantees, indices and constraints that let app developers trust your db.
and the plane in the picture is perfectly capable of transporting a plane. What’s your point?
JSON in the DB isn’t an antipattern. It is frequently used in absolutely terrible designs but it is not itself a bad thing.
I’m a data architect and I approve this message.
Carrying the body of a smaller plane in a larger plane isn’t an antipattern either. Airbus does this between body assembly and attaching the wings.
I think plane people call it a fusilage, because they’re weird and like French.
It’s “fuselage”.
It’s called like that because of it came from the word “forme fuselé” (Tapered shape) and it’s a french word mainly because we created it in 1908.
You’re welcome :-)
Why not use nosql if your important data is stored in JSON? You can still do all your fancy little joins and whatnot.
Turn it inside out. Why not use a RDBMS with a NoSQL bit added on the side?
Specifically so you get mature transactional guarantees, indices and constraints that let app developers trust your db.