Christian to [email protected]English • 1 month agoI'm working on a screenplay for a remake of Castaway, but I'm considering not using a volleyball this time. Give me your best casting ideas for which inanimate object should play Wilson.message-square60fedilinkarrow-up163arrow-down18
arrow-up155arrow-down1message-squareI'm working on a screenplay for a remake of Castaway, but I'm considering not using a volleyball this time. Give me your best casting ideas for which inanimate object should play Wilson.Christian to [email protected]English • 1 month agomessage-square60fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish14•1 month agoA coconut. Those who know, will know. Those who don’t, may their innocence last forever.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•1 month agoGrandma “So that’s what a coconut is used for.”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•1 month agoYou’re welcome, kind Internet Stranger.
A coconut. Those who know, will know. Those who don’t, may their innocence last forever.
Grandma “So that’s what a coconut is used for.”
“I’ve been doing it wrong all these years”
Grandma is doing a goatse.
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You’re welcome, kind Internet Stranger.