@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 1 month agoI know Mormons can't have alcohol, but couldn't they just dip their tongue in a glass of beer and not move it?message-square107fedilinkarrow-up1427arrow-down132file-text
arrow-up1395arrow-down1message-squareI know Mormons can't have alcohol, but couldn't they just dip their tongue in a glass of beer and not move it?@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 1 month agomessage-square107fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink7•1 month ago “I’ve already been excommunicated from another kingdom hall in (insert town from 2hr+ away)” Well, there’s the trick. I don’t think I could say those words without breaking. I’d be demanding a shrubbery before I could stop myself.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•1 month agoYes, shrubberies are my trade – I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.
Well, there’s the trick. I don’t think I could say those words without breaking. I’d be demanding a shrubbery before I could stop myself.
Yes, shrubberies are my trade – I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.