• SolidGrue
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    2721 days ago

    Do you mean JD Vance as in, “JD Vance, the fake hillbilly yokel?”

        • Billiam
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          621 days ago

          Sadly I didn’t think of it, but I’m determined to spread it around because it’s so frigging brilliant.

      • finley
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        21 days ago

        There really needs to be a chefs kiss emoji

        Let’s go Apple!

        (Edit: yes, I know Lemmy hates Apple, but they’ve been the only one of the five companies - the others are Samsung, Google, Meta, and Microsoft - on the UNICODE board overseeing emojis that have actually bothered to make any new emoji for the past 15 years.)

          • finley
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            21 days ago

            Lmao, shit no. They’re not even remotely American, either. They were a big deal in Japan in, like, the 90s while we primitives were still using emoticons like simpletons ;)

            And even they, with their kanji, could write superior emoticons thusly ツ

            I’m no weeb, but give some credit to Apple for dragging us turds into the 21st century and keeping our texts fresh 😉👍

            And Apple gave us the rainbow flag emoji, my personal fav 🏳️‍🌈 to celebrate marriage quality in the United States.

    • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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      2321 days ago

      Some folk’ll never fuck a couch,

      But then again some folk’ll.

      Like JD the fake hillbilly yokel