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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish51•16 days agoOne. The other one was monarchists battling it out “for the last time”.
minus-square@cheddarlinkEnglish22•16 days agoTo be fair, for most of the monarchs that was the last time!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•16 days agoShe died 2 years ago and her replacement still isn’t on my money
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•16 days agoNo, I don’t want to see king sausage fingers on anything in my pocket. And why bother? He will not be around in 10ish years.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•edit-216 days agoCould be worse. Could be his brother’s fingers in your pocket.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•16 days agoI think I am too old for that particular nightmare.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish9•16 days agoWe should have another go. Let’s put all the remaining Monarchs on earth in a type of Royal rumble until there’s one winner.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•edit-216 days agoLet’s add the kleptocrats this time around… And all they get are sticks and stones.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•16 days agoThrow in the billionaires for good measure.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•16 days agoFoam swords and plastic spoons. Make it difficult for their soft little hands.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•16 days agoRound up the oligarchy, starve them, then force them to compete in a game to the death… All televised of course. Whichever one wins can have some food for their sector
One. The other one was monarchists battling it out “for the last time”.
To be fair, for most of the monarchs that was the last time!
Some took longer than others.
She died 2 years ago and her replacement still isn’t on my money
Are you complaining?
No, I don’t want to see king sausage fingers on anything in my pocket. And why bother? He will not be around in 10ish years.
Could be worse.
Could be his brother’s fingers in your pocket.
I think I am too old for that particular nightmare.
And the world was better for it.
We should have another go. Let’s put all the remaining Monarchs on earth in a type of Royal rumble until there’s one winner.
Let’s add the kleptocrats this time around… And all they get are sticks and stones.
Throw in the billionaires for good measure.
Foam swords and plastic spoons. Make it difficult for their soft little hands.
Round up the oligarchy, starve them, then force them to compete in a game to the death… All televised of course.
Whichever one wins can have some food for their sector