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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink13•1 day agoIT years are similar to dog years, an IT year is multiple normal human years, so 14 IT years is certainly IT decades. algernon nods sagely
minus-squareBrahvim BhaktvatsallinkfedilinkisiZulu0•13 hours ago“Algernon”? The monkey in your PFP? The nerdy kid in Canis Canem Edit a.k.a. Bully?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish11•1 day agoTHAT’S how I’m supposed to get ten years of experience in a five year old technology
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•21 hours agoJust lie. What are they going to do? They don’t know enought to realize they made an impossible request, they won’t be able to tell the difference between 10 and 5 years experience.
minus-squareFonzie!linkfedilink2•16 hours agoJust don’t work there, seems like a company run by idiots
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•12 hours agoSTEP 1: find company run by idiots STEP 2: get them to give me a remote job STEP 3: barely work at all STEP 4: get second remote job and collect 2 paychecks
IT years are similar to dog years, an IT year is multiple normal human years, so 14 IT years is certainly IT decades.
algernon nods sagely
“Algernon”? The monkey in your PFP? The nerdy kid in Canis Canem Edit a.k.a. Bully?
THAT’S how I’m supposed to get ten years of experience in a five year old technology
Just lie. What are they going to do? They don’t know enought to realize they made an impossible request, they won’t be able to tell the difference between 10 and 5 years experience.
Just don’t work there, seems like a company run by idiots
STEP 1: find company run by idiots
STEP 2: get them to give me a remote job
STEP 3: barely work at all
STEP 4: get second remote job and collect 2 paychecks