• Flying Squid
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    104 hours ago

    “Elmo” is better if you ask me. They’re both annoying children that need to shut the fuck up and go away.

      • Flying Squid
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        114 hours ago

        As someone who once had a toddler, he’s not beloved, he’s hated by most parents. Because he’s fucking awful. Stop talking to the fish and the baby, Elmo! They can’t fucking understand you! Also, you don’t seem to notice that Mr. Noodle keeps changing and that lack of basic attention to detail is worrying.

        On top of that, his parents basically neglect him, which is why you never see him.

        Fuck Elmo. Give me Cookie Monster, Ernie and Bert and Oscar the Grouch.

        • @[email protected]
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          41 hour ago

          I swear that’s the first time I have heard them referred to as Ernie and Bert and not Bert n ernie

        • pancakes
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          22 hours ago

          Yeah get him! Elmo has been dodging the consequences of his war crimes for far too long.