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minus-squareSeaJlinkfedilink22•11 months agoAs an American, I almost never have to call a waiter because they swing by every five minutes to make sure I’m not dead.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink18•11 months agoYes, but not one time have they swung by to find you dead, so it’s obviously working.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink14•11 months agoAs a midwesterner, I never call a waiter because I don’t want to bother them.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink15•11 months agoAs an introvert with social anxiety I never call a waiter because I eat my food at home away from people like the rest of the losers
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•11 months ago“If you’re alive, could I interest you in some dessert? We have a wide selection of desserts! If you don’t order dessert and you’re not dead, please leave. Your table is useless because you aren’t buying anything more!”
As an American, I almost never have to call a waiter because they swing by every five minutes to make sure I’m not dead.
Yes, but not one time have they swung by to find you dead, so it’s obviously working.
I… I can’t find fault in that logic.
As a midwesterner, I never call a waiter because I don’t want to bother them.
As an introvert with social anxiety I never call a waiter because I eat my food at home away from people like the rest of the losers
“If you’re alive, could I interest you in some dessert? We have a wide selection of desserts! If you don’t order dessert and you’re not dead, please leave. Your table is useless because you aren’t buying anything more!”