• derpgon
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    2 days ago

    I mastered the melon slap technique to absolute perfection. I can pick the tastiest melon of the bunch, and I sometimes buy an extra melon so I can pass it along to friends who didn’t master such technique.

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      1 day ago

      A fellow connoiseur! I too am a master of this delicate art and I have passed this gift on to my children.

      After the selection has been made it is quite entertaining to look back the aisle and watch the other shoppers cautiously tap the remaining melons, trying to make sense of what they just saw.