StrikerM to Mildly [email protected]English • 11 months agoCapitalism indoctrination in progress.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square330fedilinkarrow-up12.89Karrow-down196cross-posted to: [email protected][email protected]
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish111•11 months agoI don’t see pizza party or ping pong table on that list so you’re obviously not a professional. A real professional knows employees want pizza parties instead of higher pay and they want more responsibilities with the same pay! :P
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•11 months agoI don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•11 months agoMake some kind of lemon powered rocket launcher and force life to take it’s lemons back!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•11 months agoBut I have no money and lemons are expensive! If only there was a way we could acquire lemons without paying for them… Anyone know where I could find a lemon tree?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•11 months agoConsult our mutual friend, the Lemon Stealing Whore
I don’t see pizza party or ping pong table on that list so you’re obviously not a professional.
A real professional knows employees want pizza parties instead of higher pay and they want more responsibilities with the same pay!
:P
Pizza party solves everything!!
Or…a lemon party!
I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?
Make some kind of lemon powered rocket launcher and force life to take it’s lemons back!
Make lemonade, obviously
But I have no money and lemons are expensive! If only there was a way we could acquire lemons without paying for them… Anyone know where I could find a lemon tree?
Consult our mutual friend, the Lemon Stealing Whore