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The post Xitter web has spawned soo many āesotericā right wing freaks, but thereās no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iām talking redscare-ish, reality challenged āculture criticsā who write about everything but understand nothing. Iām talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyāre inescapable at this point, yet I donāt see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnāt be surgeons because they didnāt believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canāt escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
(Credit and/or blame to David Gerard for starting thisā¦)
Some dark urge found me skim-reading a recent AI doomer blog post. I was startled awake by this most unsettling passage:
Though the theoretical possibility had always been percolating somewhere in the back of my mind, it wasnāt until now that I viscerally realized that P(doomers reproducing) was greater than zero. And with other doomers no less.
Left brooding on this development, I drudged along until-
BAhahaha what the fuck
I canāt. This is beyond parody.
Completely lost it here. Nothing could have prepared me for the poorly handwritten wrist tattoo.
Oh how rational! Willing to entertain the idea that maybe, theoretically, the doomsday prediction could be off by a few days?
This guy thought he was getting clean but he was actually replacing weed with heroin
I really convinced myself that ādoomsday cultā was hyperbole but uhh, nope, itās 107% real.
My dude youāre so, so, sooo close to realising it, you should spontaneously quantum-tunnel into self-awareness any second now
The storm rages within
Yet I hold F to pay respects
Also, man why do I click on these links and read the LWers comments. Itās always insufferable people being like, āwoe is us, to be cursed with the forbidden knowledge of AI doom, we are all such deep thinkers, the lay person simply could not understand the danger of aiā like bruv it aint that deep, i think i can summarize it as follows:
hits blunt ābruv, imagine if you were a porkrind, you wouldnāt be able to tell why a person is eating a hotdog, ai will be like we are to a porkchop, and to get more hotdogs humans will find a way to turn the sun into a meat casing, this is the principle of intestinal convergenceā
Literally saw another comment where one of them accused the other of being a āsuper intelligence denierā (i.e., heretic) for suggesting maybe we should wait till the robot swarms coming over the hills before we declare its game over.
At the start they state
This is, frankly, bonkers. Iād rate the following in descending order of probability
If the first happens, it removes the material requirements for the latter things to happen. This is an extreme form of ādenial of the fleshā, the inability to realize that without food or water no-one will be working on AI or life extension tech.
āIm 99% sure I will die in the next year because of super duper intelligence, but in a world where that doesnt happen i plan to live 1000 yearsā surely is a forecast. Surprised they donāt break their own necks on the whiplash from this take.
Oh that tattoo is regrettable
:'( sad one. feel bad for the bebe, being raised by insane people.
When āThe world is gonna end soon so letās just rawdog from now onā gets real
@swlabr @techtakes
Teach your children to envy the dead
This line actually really annoys me, because they are already set up for moving the end date on their doomsday prediction as needed while still maintaining their overall doomerism.
yet I hold
space for it