I’m so sure that this will happen…

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    He forgot to give us the point values…

    Ran Over… Reward Points…
    Child 20
    Cat 10
    Dog 15
    Adult 25

    I wonder what they’ll offer in the Tesla rewards shop

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      Run over Reward
      CEO - 100000 points

      Edit: updated into a table to clarify that I meant MINUS 100000 points, Life of one CEO is much more important to (f)Elon than lifes of us peasants.

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        Nah, Teslas will set themselves on fire with a family inside before it allows something like that to happen.

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          Yup, initially the first comment was not in a table but was a list in format “[run over]-[revard]”… Stupid me, assumed these were penalty points.

          Then you changed it to the table format, I realised my mistake… And then had to learn how to put tablets to Lemmy comments (I didn’t know we could do that!)

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            lol, glad I clarified it. I was going to leave it vague and then remembered tables.

            Also, yes. Markdown is the shit and I’m glad Lemmy didn’t try to reinvent the wheel!

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      You can request your payout at a minimum of 100 points

      Ran Over… Reward Points…
      18 wheeler 99