• spykee
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    3 days ago

    Yeah man.
    Happening to me right now.
    I have this great looking Mandarin collared olive cotton shirt. I pair that up with beige trousers and I look a lot less homeless.
    A barista at the local cafe even complimented me on it.
    Fuck me I can’t seem to find it.
    Cute barista now sees me only in poor fitting denims with mismatched hoodies.
    I was this close to losing my virginity.