Ass movement gravitation effect. Time goes faster if your ass is in movement. Static ass leads to time stagnation. Some relativism. Sciency stuff. So you want time to move faster? Pick up your ass and start moving it. No, not in the armchair. Like to the street. Yes, outdoor street. Off you go…
Ass movement gravitation effect. Time goes faster if your ass is in movement. Static ass leads to time stagnation. Some relativism. Sciency stuff. So you want time to move faster? Pick up your ass and start moving it. No, not in the armchair. Like to the street. Yes, outdoor street. Off you go…
I hope you’re not implying I go outside
Yes. Outside. Outdoor. To the street. On feet! Walking.