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    8 hours ago

    Trump: Fuck Iran. They could wait. Time to bomb Australia, those ungrateful covfefes of emu kangaroos!

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      7 hours ago

      Trump: Lots of concerning things in Austria, kinda named like Australia so we have people looking into that. Sad!

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        JD Vance: Master, I don’t think Austria is a real country. Most probably it is just Australia written with a typo. Drunken Hegseth, you know… This happens.

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      Given how all of America’s other wars have gone in recent history I’m pretty sure the emus and kangaroos will dominate the US military.