I have four degrees, and after spending nearly $1 million on my education, I still can’t get a job. I make a pittance doing freelance gig work on the Internet working from home.

Seriously, kiddies, do some research before you invest in a degree(s) that could easily be worthless. No one likes a broke know it all

I’m serious: I know 95% more than anyone I will ever meet, and that gets me nothing but a boatload of disappointment and student loan debt.