Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to technology@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago“The digital cooler screens at Walgreens made me watch an ad before it allowed me to know which door held the frozen pizzas,”hexbear.netimagemessage-square107linkfedilinkarrow-up1179arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1178arrow-down1image“The digital cooler screens at Walgreens made me watch an ad before it allowed me to know which door held the frozen pizzas,”hexbear.netYuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to technology@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square107linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareNullPointerlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·2 years agowhy not just open the door and look?
minus-squareviva_la_juche [they/them, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·2 years agoDoor locked. Please wait for ad
minus-squareNephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·2 years agoPlease drink verification can.
minus-squarethe_post_of_tom_joad [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·2 years agoBut do you want to go down the aisle opening mystery doors like youre on a shitty game show or do you want to get your beer and gtfo? Wrong answers only
minus-squareloathsome dongeater@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·2 years agoMonty Hall problem but with worse punishment and significantly worse reward
minus-squarecomrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 years ago“where is that damn goat?”
minus-squareJudge_Jury [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 years agoI want maximum screens always
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·2 years ago Brands can place ads spread over multiple freezers If it’s anything like my local Walgreens, there’s no signs So if it’s covering every door with an ad, you wouldn’t know which cooler had anything in it aside from just opening doors and checking Which, after just being to see what you wanted seems like a major step backwards
why not just open the door and look?
Door locked. Please wait for adPlease drink verification can.But do you want to go down the aisle opening mystery doors like youre on a shitty game show or do you want to get your beer and gtfo?
Wrong answers only
Monty Hall problem but with worse punishment and significantly worse reward
“where is that damn goat?”
I want maximum screens always
If it’s anything like my local Walgreens, there’s no signs
So if it’s covering every door with an ad, you wouldn’t know which cooler had anything in it aside from just opening doors and checking
Which, after just being to see what you wanted seems like a major step backwards