• LazaroFilm
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    2910 months ago

    It will be solved when scientists finally release a new revolutionary kind of battery.

    • @[email protected]
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      610 months ago

      This one uses semi-litho oscillating iron cores, but essentially amounts to a fancy capacitor with some extra bells and whistles.

      Now this one is the most promising to take on lithium ion. It’s just a giant water wheel. You find a nearby source of swiftly flowing water and it has more battery life than even a nuclear power plant!

      This is just a rock, but our scientists are hopeful it can produce a discharge rate faster than an atomic bomb.

      None are even close to viable, but they will suck up millions in investor money. Invest today! /s

      • LazaroFilm
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        310 months ago

        And let’s not talk about clickbait articles from BuzzFeed and other places.

    • Maeve
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      110 months ago

      Nah, you also have to wait until there are equitable food distribution instead of payments to destroy “surplus.”