I’m disappointed in myself

  • Greg ClarkeOP
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    81 year ago

    I’m jet lagged in Norway at the moment. My pooping schedule is all over the place. Maybe I can cheat by crossing the international date line?

    • @[email protected]
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      61 year ago

      You don’t have to cheat. Just let nature do it’s thing. We are now bonded through a poop log for life. If one has to poop, the other will also feel the urge to take a dump. We are like twins. Poop twins 💩

          • @[email protected]
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            61 year ago

            One could also say it was federated like the fediverse: Greg hat his poop, I had mine. Together we both contributed to the federated poopiverse each with individual poop instances

            • @[email protected]
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              51 year ago

              And, when we sit down, we’re all connected to a network of other butts shitting and pissing.

              • Greg ClarkeOP
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                41 year ago

                This is such a beautiful sentiment. My pee flows like a stream to a sewerage plant, into a river, down to the ocean, picked up by a cloud, falls as rain, and is drank by someone else. We’re all just apes drinking each other’s pee and that’s beautiful.