Image of a hand holding a small business card. Card reads:

Dr Crobar’s Lung Extensions Shh! Don’t tell anyone I handed you this card

With extended lungs you can: • Scream longer • Breathe harder • Brag about extended lungs

This procedure is not legal but I will do it for you. Do not tell the police or my family

[email protected]

  • kase
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    231 year ago

    Is anybody else getting the urge to print some of these and leave them in public places among normal business cards?