• @[email protected]OPEnglish
      10•9 months ago

      “CAN God create a fart so big that even HIS butthole can’t fart it??”

      Asking the real questions

    • @[email protected]English
      10•9 months ago

      For those unaware, the original theological question is

      Can God create a rock so large he cannot lift it?

      The answer, and I’m not shitting you, is

      Yes. God can make a boulder so large he cannot lift it. And then he can lift it anyway.

      • Flying SquidEnglish
        5•9 months ago

        The other answer is “he’s not omnipotent, he’s maximally powerful.” Like they claim he can’t do anything that is contradictory. Despite the Bible being full of contradictions.

      • @[email protected]English
        1•9 months ago

        He makes it so he temporarily cannot lift it, then restores his previous strength afterward so he can. They should have specified an infinite timeframe!