"UPDATE table_name SET w = $1, x = $2, z = $4 WHERE y = $3 RETURNING *",

does not do the same as

"UPDATE table_name SET w = $1, x = $2, y = $3, z = $4 RETURNING *",

It’s 2 am and my mind blanked out the WHERE, and just wanted the numbers neatly in order of 1234.

idiot.

FML.

  • sharpiemarker
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    39 months ago

    There’s no way you’re endorsing the way OP handled their data right?

    • @[email protected]
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      9 months ago

      No, but people are sometimes forced to do these things because of pressure from management and/or lack of infrastructure to do it in any other way.

      Definitely don’t endorse it but I have done it. Think of a “Everything is down” situation that can be fixed in 1 minute with SQL.