For newer users, the 3 day no poop post was an legendary asklemmy post where OP asked how they could go three days without shitting. We never found out why.

  • tpyoman
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    211 months ago

    My dude you either have a really slow metabolic rate or you got tape worm. I’d lean toward the former since you haven’t dided dude to malnutrition yet.

    • Doctor xNo
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      211 months ago

      I have already wondered the latter too, but have taken pills that would kill them a few times in my life to make sure, so either they are the Futurama self-sustaining worms immune to poison (😂) or it’s not that. 😅

      • tpyoman
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        211 months ago

        Lol well you could potentially have a condition named after you 😂