I dislike coffee. Something about the scent literally makes me nauseated.

So for years my caffeine source of choice was Mtn Dew. (I don’t like black tea either. Tastes like boiled raisins to me, and yes I have tried the good stuff.)

Unfortunately, after years of this, I have developed The Beetus.

Today, I get my caffeine from caffeinated chewing gum. It’s faster, less glycemic impact, and makes my breath nice. (Especially vs coffee breath.)