• Poggervania
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      168 months ago

      I freeze my shit so TSA is too distracted about me bringing my frozen water cooler bottle full of water.

      • PhreakyByNature
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        48 months ago

        My body freezes shit in me for 36 hours just before, during and then after the flight.

    • bioemerl
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      108 months ago

      “I’m sorry TSA officer, it’s clearly frozen so I can bring it on the plane”