• NataliePortlandOP
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    458 months ago

    I was walking in flip-flops on asphalt when I sneezed. I opened my eyes after sneezing and my flip-flops were now behind me but facing forward and neatly arranged. What happened when I sneezed? Did I put my feet together, slide the backward to release the toes, jump up and then forward about 18”? All without noticing and in the span of one sneeze ?

    • nobody
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      158 months ago

      Sneezed so hard you teleported into another dimension