• no banana
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    341 year ago

    Me: I’d like to buy a smartphone

    Samsung: ok

    Me: I also need an apartment in Korea

    Samsung: ok

    • @[email protected]
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      191 year ago

      Me: can I also get some appliances for that apartment?

      Samsung: ok

      Me: and you know I’ll probably also need a testing kit for these chemicals that I purchased

      Samsung: done

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        1 year ago

        Me: I need assisted living facilities after a small chemical accident in the home

        Samsung: no problem

        Me: oh, and some sugar

        Samsung: fine, there you go

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      91 year ago

      Or medical treatment in a hospital. Or signing up for military service and using one of their vehicles.