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  • I Cast Fist
    131·
    1 year ago

    I pick 5 to make infinite money.

    Step 1 - Buy some used toasters

    Step 2 - Rebrand and sell those toasters

    Step 3 - Make every toaster that isn’t mine fail catastrophically

    Step 4 - PROFIT!

      • I Cast FistEnglish
        2·
        1 year ago

        Nah, I’ll have to deal with low prices and undercutting competition, not to mention the huge volumes of space needed. No, my friend, full monopoly on toasters is where it’s at!

        • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
          1·
          1 year ago

          I am going to use the oysters to predict the stock market. They probably know when peoples coke wore off and when they last took their prozac.