@[email protected] to [email protected] • 10 months agoThe key to eternal life and never dying is to stay in the living room. Don't leave the living room.message-square52fedilinkarrow-up1273arrow-down136
arrow-up1237arrow-down1message-squareThe key to eternal life and never dying is to stay in the living room. Don't leave the living room.@[email protected] to [email protected] • 10 months agomessage-square52fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink11•10 months agoI wonder what room in the house is most often died in (what’s the dying room?). Bedroom? Kitchen?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•10 months agoGonna guess bedroom, as we’re most vulnerable while sleeping, whether from external forces or internal.
I wonder what room in the house is most often died in (what’s the dying room?). Bedroom? Kitchen?
The masturbatorium.
Badroom, obviously!
Gonna guess bedroom, as we’re most vulnerable while sleeping, whether from external forces or internal.
Bathroom? Going out Elvis style