• @[email protected]
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    1526 months ago

    Fuck this bullshit article.

    I fucking love self service. I don’t want to deal with people.

    Just let me buy my stuff and get out. I don’t want or need small talk.

    I want the disgusting supermarket shop to be as cold and sterile as possible.

    I bring my own bag. I’d Honestly rather just scan everything as I go. And just pay as I walk out.

    Current system is stupid. Walk around shop picking things up. Then take everything out and rebag

    • @[email protected]
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      376 months ago

      There are stores trialling exactly your preferred method. One of my local supermarket chains has portable barcode scanners on a wall. You pick one up, scan your groceries as you collect them, then take the scanner to a self checkout that links to the scanner. At that point you pay for your items and leave.

      • icedterminal
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        206 months ago

        Best Buy started doing this with their app. I’ve used it multiple times already. It’s so convenient. Scan the barcode with your camera in the app, it adds to the cart, pay when you’re done.

        Anecdotal experience: Unfortunately, products that are locked up create a problem. I went in for two items. One of which was a single RAM stick for laptops. The employee refused to give me it even though I was literally going to pay for it on the spot as I had already collected the other item I wanted. He insisted it goes to the register per policy. I quickly got the barcode as he held it, then paid. “There. Paid for. See” as I showed him the screen. Dude was so annoyed as he handed me the RAM.

      • @[email protected]
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        46 months ago

        They aren’t just trialing it. I’ve been shopping this way for 15 years. Once the system was down so I went to another location. I won’t shop without a handheld scanner ever again.

    • @[email protected]
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      156 months ago

      That system has been a thing for at least a decade in most supermarkets in Sweden, is it not a thing in (I assume) the US?

      • @[email protected]
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        86 months ago

        Assumption wrong.

        Although may be correct. I don’t know USA shops.

        In the UK some shops have had them for 10 + years but not all shops. Lidl for example did not.

        Although my current area is NZ. Some shops again do have them but not all.

      • Onii-Chan
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        76 months ago

        That’s fucking brilliant and would actually make me not hate shopping with a passion. That system just makes so much more sense.

      • nicetriangle
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        66 months ago

        Yeah the little self scanner thing you can take around the store as you shop is not much of a thing in the US.

        • @[email protected]
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          56 months ago

          My local grocery store does it with their smartphone app. I shop this way almost every time. Bag as I go, then stop at a special self checkout at the end to pay.

          • snoweA
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            56 months ago

            Your grocery store has cell service? I lose all service the second I step inside mine

    • @[email protected]
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      136 months ago

      small talk? If you start small talk in Germany, the cashier will probably be confused…

      • @[email protected]
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        136 months ago

        Note to self. Move to Germany.

        To do list

        Learn German. Get a German job

        Cheap ass rent control. C’mon.

        Bratwurst. Kick on

        • @[email protected]
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          126 months ago

          When interacting with the bus driver, make sure to say only “Hallo” when you step in. Technically, this is even optional and only 33% do that.

          When leaving the bus, don’t say anything. It’d be weird.

          And under no circumstances, talk to them between entering and leaving.

          The only legitimate way to talk to them is when the bus stopped, you and the driver are both outside and he or she approaches you first.

          • @[email protected]
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            126 months ago

            Whoa there, overachiever. Saying “hello”? A curt smile, a slight nod and a passing glance. All things in moderation, after all.

          • @[email protected]
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            106 months ago

            Literally the opposite of Scotland. Must say thanks or cheers when leaving bus. Weird not to

            • @[email protected]
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              -36 months ago

              This is like applauding the pilot after they do the absolute minimum of their job (landing the plane)…

              • @[email protected]
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                46 months ago

                Just common decently. Thanking a cashier. For doing their job. A sales person. A doctor/ nurse.

                A cleaner. Just polite

          • @[email protected]
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            66 months ago

            Nah, when you are on a late night run on an (almost, max. 2 pax) empty bus, especially the last run, especially in shitty weather, it’s appropriate to say “Nacht” when you leave.

            You form a special bond then and there. The driver is your hero who brings you home in the most shittiest shift.

    • @[email protected]
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      66 months ago

      Scan and Go is becoming very wide spread in Denmark. It’s lovely! Cuts down the time for a quick shopping trip on the way home from work to less than half

    • @[email protected]
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      66 months ago

      I stopped using them. It’s always something, requiring me to wait for and deal with people.

      The rack with the mobile scanners is full, and scanner not in the rack is not paying, so flag someone to deal with it.

      The thing double scanned an item, and it takes someone from the shop to remove the scan, so wait and then explain.

      I had a coupon, but the system can’t deal with those. Again wait and explain.

      And because now apparently I’m a trouble maker I get flagged for a random check by the system regularly. Again wait and deal with that.

      On average, it turned out to be less waiting and dealing with people by getting in line at the regular cashier.

    • @[email protected]
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      46 months ago

      You can do scan and go at Walmart now, if you were previously only using that at Sam’s Club. It’s fantastic.

      • WHYAREWEALLCAPS
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        16 months ago

        Last I checked you had to be a Walmart+ member to do that. It used to be available to everyone, but then they put it behind paying them a monthly fee to be able to do it.

    • @[email protected]
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      46 months ago

      What you’re requesting is exactly how Amazon fresh works. the cart itself has barcode scanners on it

    • @[email protected]
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      36 months ago

      Is self scan that rare around you? One of our (Latvia) two big brand supermarkets have scanners you carry around, then deposit at the slef checkout lines. The other one, however, I just scan everything with my phone, then at checkout scan a QR code with my phone and pay.

      • @[email protected]
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        16 months ago

        Yeah unfortunately don’t have those at our nearest places. But I know the UK had lots of them

    • @[email protected]
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      16 months ago

      Sure, it works great if you’re a single person who doesn’t have all that much to buy, but here’s the thing; if you’re shopping for a family or a multi person household or whatever, and you have to buy a lot of things at once, your self checkouts just plain suck ass because pretty much no matter what you do, you’ll get dinged with an error message every ten or 12 items and have to wait for the overworked and underpaid attendant to come free you up so you can keep going until the next inevitable fuckup.

      Self checkout is fine if you have something like 15 or less items, but anything more than that and it’s more trouble than it’s worth.

    • @[email protected]
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      6 months ago

      I always use the store app to scan as I shop and just pay at the machines at the exit here in Portugal. Hate shopping any other way.

    • k-rad
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      -16 months ago

      Jeez you sure love working for free