• A Roman dodecahedron, a mysterious 12-sided metal object, was discovered in the village of Norton Disney in England.
  • The artifact is in excellent condition and is larger than many other dodecahedrons that have been found.
  • The purpose of these objects remains unclear, but theories suggest they may have been used for ritualistic or religious purposes.
  • @[email protected]
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    535 months ago

    may have been used for ritualistic or religious purposes

    Aka they have no fuckin clue what it’s for as that’s what they always say when they have no fuckin clue what something’s for.

    Kinda annoying that that’s the first go to when not having a fuckin clue what something’s for.

    • @[email protected]
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      155 months ago

      You need to read Motel of the Mysteries. Here’s the premise:

      It is the year 4022; all of the ancient country of Usa has been buried under many feet of detritus from a catastrophe that occurred back in 1985. Imagine, then, the excitement that Howard Carson, an amateur archeologist at best, experienced when in crossing the perimeter of an abandoned excavation site he felt the ground give way beneath him and found himself at the bottom of a shaft, which, judging from the DO NOT DISTURB sign hanging from an archaic doorknob, was clearly the entrance to a still-sealed burial chamber. Carson’s incredible discoveries, including the remains of two bodies, one of then on a ceremonial bed facing an altar that appeared to be a means of communicating with the Gods and the other lying in a porcelain sarcophagus in the Inner Chamber, permitted him to piece together the whole fabric of that extraordinary civilization.

    • @SheeEttin
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      15 months ago

      That’s also the reason given when it was obviously a dildo.