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minus-squareI Cast FistlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up61·1 年前I’m a man dating a 37yo woman, guess I’m gay now
minus-squareMagnetar@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 年前Have you tried saying “You look so beautiful tonight (no homo!)” to her?
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down2·1 年前I don’t know… is she a billionaire? Would she only MAYBE give birth to two children?
minus-squaresensiblepuffin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 年前Who the fuck wants more than two children in 2024, anyway? Unless you’re one of those basketful basket case people.
minus-squareRizzRustbolt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 年前Quiverfull. Like they’re ammunition in the war against the Unchristian.
minus-squareStaiden@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 年前I’m 40 dating a 37 year old. I must be a gay pedo?
minus-squareMutilationWave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 年前I’m married to a 39 year old woman. That makes me like double gay.
minus-squareroot_beer@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 年前My wife turns 44 in a week, and we only have one kid; oh honey I’m just 🎶flaaaaamiiiiiing🎶
I’m a man dating a 37yo woman, guess I’m gay now
Have you tried saying “You look so beautiful tonight (no homo!)” to her?
I don’t know… is she a billionaire? Would she only MAYBE give birth to two children?
Who the fuck wants more than two children in 2024, anyway? Unless you’re one of those basketful basket case people.
Quiverfull.
Like they’re ammunition in the war against the Unchristian.
And brown people
I’m 40 dating a 37 year old. I must be a gay pedo?
I’m married to a 39 year old woman. That makes me like double gay.
My wife turns 44 in a week, and we only have one kid; oh honey I’m just 🎶flaaaaamiiiiiing🎶