• Deceptichum
    link
    fedilink
    238 months ago

    Anyone feel like this is just the story of some douche who divorced his awesome wife to find a subservient slave wife and over thousands of years its become part of a religion?

    “Oh that Lilith we don’t talk about her she was a demon” he tells his grandson and 200 years after the story people interpret her as a literal demon, and just gets wackier and wackier as time goes on. Kinda feel like you could explain all that Abrahamic lore that way.

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        38 months ago

        Adam passed up a creampie loving dick riding demon. They were sterile and she didn’t have monthlies. Lilith wouldn’t have had him eat the apple, she would have had him on pineapple and water until the sky fell as fire and it rained as ashes.

        Lilith fucks back, Eve wanted to do it through a sheet. Adam was a damned fool.

    • @dudinax
      link
      58 months ago

      And they were bums living in some other guy’s garden until they got caught.