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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon wants parenting advice

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Anon wants parenting advice

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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    When I was four I stomped on ants for fun. Then one day my big sister rushed over and buried one of them and put a marker on its grave.

    I still stomped on them, but kept thinking about what she did and I eventually stopped.

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      That’s a good sister.

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      Nah fuck ants. But mostly just the queen. Support ant workers rights

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        Yup, you don’t need poison. Just sprinkle some miniaturized union pamphlets on the infestation and the colony will collapse in few weeks. Of course you risk a new infestation of ants with free time, safety regulations, and disposable income.

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          I think you just knocked out 80% of sales people who read ants with disposable income when the blood ran to their junk so fast they blacked out

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        FREE THE ANTS

        DOWN WITH THE MONARCHY

        SUPPORT ANT COMMUNISM!

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      I burnt them with a magnifying glass!

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        I burned them with a lighter

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      Animals? Sure. But I have no compassion for insects lol (Yes insects are animals as well, but you know what I mean)

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        Not even bees?

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NOsGvDDJWo8&pp=ygUSd2luZ2xlc3MgYnVtYmxlYmVl

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