Jesus to [email protected] • 7 months agoIf hemroids are common and can openly bleed, and people poop with hemroids, how do people not get infected buttholes all the time?message-square59fedilinkarrow-up1170arrow-down16
arrow-up1164arrow-down1message-squareIf hemroids are common and can openly bleed, and people poop with hemroids, how do people not get infected buttholes all the time?Jesus to [email protected] • 7 months agomessage-square59fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•7 months agoBasically blood pressure keeps most things out, and you probably wouldn’t purposely rub a meaty turd in an open wound regardless. I hope.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish14•7 months agoWhat about a vegan turd? Heard everything vegan is healthier.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•7 months agoYup. Oreos are vegan so it’s totally fine to eat an entire package for dinner! (I had a vegan friend who did this one time, and we were all joking about it being healthy because it’s vegan.)
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•edit-27 months agoVegens don’t shit, they absorb 100% of the nutrients and produce zero waste products. They’re basically plant people.
minus-squareGhostalmedialinkfedilinkEnglish3•edit-27 months agoGot it. Hypertension is good if you have hemorrhoids.
Basically blood pressure keeps most things out, and you probably wouldn’t purposely rub a meaty turd in an open wound regardless. I hope.
What about a vegan turd? Heard everything vegan is healthier.
Yup. Oreos are vegan so it’s totally fine to eat an entire package for dinner! (I had a vegan friend who did this one time, and we were all joking about it being healthy because it’s vegan.)
Vegens don’t shit, they absorb 100% of the nutrients and produce zero waste products. They’re basically plant people.
Got it. Hypertension is good if you have hemorrhoids.