robocall@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months agoWhat animal could you take in a fight?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square238fedilinkarrow-up11.01Karrow-down121
arrow-up1985arrow-down1imageWhat animal could you take in a fight?lemmy.worldrobocall@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months agomessage-square238fedilink
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 months agoYou can take on most animals in a fight if you have a gun.
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-28 months agoAnd what if animals have guns + gun training? :D I don’t mean necessarily like monkeys, I’m envisioning cephalopods with 8 guns. Or a tiny invertebrate with satellite weapon targeting systems.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agoWe don’t need guns. We’re developing all sorts of new weaponized ways of using our ink.
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agoHumans: [get inked from orbit] The squids: It was the only way to be sure.
You can take on most animals in a fight if you have a gun.
And what if animals have guns + gun training? :D
I don’t mean necessarily like monkeys, I’m envisioning cephalopods with 8 guns. Or a tiny invertebrate with satellite weapon targeting systems.
We don’t need guns. We’re developing all sorts of new weaponized ways of using our ink.
Humans: [get inked from orbit]
The squids: It was the only way to be sure.
That’s the cannon half of glass cannon. :D