The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agoChoose your difficultylemmy.worldimagemessage-square158fedilinkarrow-up1650arrow-down1127
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minus-squaretastysnackslinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·7 months agoHave you ever been fucked up by an Emu?
minus-squareThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up27·7 months agoTrick question, Emus don’t leave behind survivors. Or witnesses.
minus-squareHappycamperNZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·7 months agoThey leave witnesses. They just trust the drop bears to hold up their end of the bargain.
Have you ever been fucked up by an Emu?
Trick question, Emus don’t leave behind survivors. Or witnesses.
They leave witnesses.
They just trust the drop bears to hold up their end of the bargain.