I’m not sure if you’ve ever read the gospels or not, but the people who sought Jesus’s help generally didn’t start out by offending him. The ones who did do that were always the scribes and the Pharisees, and the types of answers they received in return I suppose could be described in that way.
FWIW, I used to compete in “Bible Quiz” on my church’s team and made it to regionals before the elders realized they were training a group of teens to be able to argue their points and win. Besides, Cheezus ain’t no Joshua. Stay in your lane, ya blue box biproduct. 🤌🏽
Well, then I’m sure you must be familiar with Matthew 12:33-37, as well as 5:21-26, so why don’t you stop being obtuse and tell me straight up what beef you have with me?
Because I can tell you from my own experience that these words are definitely true, and you will end up paying a price for your insolence.
Romans 14:11, my friend. Whether you’ll come to realize it standing in church or lying in a ditch, or on a hospital bed breathing your last, there’s ultimately no escape from it. You’ll see.
I can honestly say that I’ve yet to’ve seen a more beautiful and personally targeted use of this meme. The game is afoot, sir/madam.
p.s. You don’t walk on water, heal wounds, call down plagues, or wake the dead, right? Just checking.
Not sure what you’re insinuating, but if I did any of these things I wouldn’t tell you, because that would be casting pearls before swine.
Oh, so “edgelord”. Gotcha. 🙇🏽♂️
I’m not sure if you’ve ever read the gospels or not, but the people who sought Jesus’s help generally didn’t start out by offending him. The ones who did do that were always the scribes and the Pharisees, and the types of answers they received in return I suppose could be described in that way.
FWIW, I used to compete in “Bible Quiz” on my church’s team and made it to regionals before the elders realized they were training a group of teens to be able to argue their points and win. Besides, Cheezus ain’t no Joshua. Stay in your lane, ya blue box biproduct. 🤌🏽
Well, then I’m sure you must be familiar with Matthew 12:33-37, as well as 5:21-26, so why don’t you stop being obtuse and tell me straight up what beef you have with me?
Because I can tell you from my own experience that these words are definitely true, and you will end up paying a price for your insolence.
Christ on a pogo stick. 🤦🏽♂️ You’re one of them? Ew.
Romans 14:11, my friend. Whether you’ll come to realize it standing in church or lying in a ditch, or on a hospital bed breathing your last, there’s ultimately no escape from it. You’ll see.
I may not know why this beef started but I sure am enjoying it